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Sunday, February 01, 2009

Mammals Love Ecards

By James Gilbert Pynn

As mammals, it is normal to enjoy getting gifts. Thanks to the cold, electrical grid of fiber optics cable crisscrossing our globe, we can now send all our friends and enemies birthday ecards. Send what, you say! Send ecards. On their birthdays. Dont rely on the postal system to get anything right (though they do a pretty god job of it). Cut your stress time in half and free up some of your precious time. Wasting time sending a birthday car two weeks early? Forget it! You can send ecards on the frigid day!

Try as you might, you just can't go faster than the speed of light. And guess how fast emails and stuff go. Thats right " pretty fast. Now, Ive seen a few of the more popular one " and its like watching the last trailer of the new Jim Carey movie. Usually. There are some really lame ones out there. Nothing is perfect, but seriously, guys, can we try a little harder?

Granted, all youre looking for, really, is a good chuckle. The chances that birthday ecards will make people fall down laughing are pretty thin. These days, thats a tall order. No much is going to physically get people down in the aisles and rolling. That being said, though, there is a number of keen clips thatll get your recipient on the sunny side of life.

It is totally crazy ridiculous how easy they are to send. Have I said this already? Maybe I have. But it doesnt matter because it bears repeating. Theyre easy to send and " get this " theyre free! I mean, not all ecards are free, but some of the funnier sites have free clips. So two major stumbling blocks have been hurdled with the grace off an Olympian: cost and ease of use.

These days keeping a massive logbook of whose birthday is when is archaic. Most of us hear about someones birthday on the day. Thats super red alert, panic time and time to get something funny fired across the fiber-optic cables. Save the trees, save the ink creatures " stop destroying the earth and send an ecards instead. What red-blooded mammal wants to do-in his environment? Be a human being and send birthday ecards! The future of the planet depends on your good senses.

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