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A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.
The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiance, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.
The bride-to-be, overcoming her horror, decided to take her problem up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my stirring is truly awful." "Honey," her fuss over consoled, "everyone has bad stagger in the morning." "No, you don't understand. My morning murmur is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband pleasure not want to sleep in the same margin with me."
Her shelter said purely, "Try this. In the morning, get dependable out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brake your teeth. The key is, not to say anyhing until you've brushed your teeth. Not a discussion," her female parent affirmed. Grammatically, she thought it was certainly usefulness a try.
The loving couple were definitely married in a beautiful lip-service. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his unceasing socks and she with her morning inhibit, they managed unequivocally well. That is, until regarding six months later. Brusquely before dawn, the soft-pedal wakes with a start to become aware of that one of his socks had turn off.
Horrifying of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of way, woke his bride and without idea, she immediately asks, "What on turf are you doing?" "Oh, no!" he gasped in startle, "You've swallowed my sock!
The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiance, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.
The bride-to-be, overcoming her horror, decided to take her problem up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my stirring is truly awful." "Honey," her fuss over consoled, "everyone has bad stagger in the morning." "No, you don't understand. My morning murmur is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband pleasure not want to sleep in the same margin with me."
Her shelter said purely, "Try this. In the morning, get dependable out of bed, and head for the bathroom and brake your teeth. The key is, not to say anyhing until you've brushed your teeth. Not a discussion," her female parent affirmed. Grammatically, she thought it was certainly usefulness a try.
The loving couple were definitely married in a beautiful lip-service. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his unceasing socks and she with her morning inhibit, they managed unequivocally well. That is, until regarding six months later. Brusquely before dawn, the soft-pedal wakes with a start to become aware of that one of his socks had turn off.
Horrifying of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of way, woke his bride and without idea, she immediately asks, "What on turf are you doing?" "Oh, no!" he gasped in startle, "You've swallowed my sock!
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